A man in Chicago was surprised to see Michael Jackson looking back at him from a dollop of bird poop that landed on the windshield of his Cadillac. Rather than just wipe it away like a normal person, he has decided to sell the windshield, vaguely-Michael-Jackson-like bird poop and all. Minimum bid is $500.
I might shell out five hundred bucks for a portrait of Audubon painted with Eskimo Curlew droppings. Not this.
Save your money, everyone. Apparently this guy didn’t think to put it in the garage: http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/news/14459783-418/king-of-plop-ebay-item-washed-away.html
There was no room in my garage peoples…
Plus it survived two storms, I had no fear of the slow drizzle…
But that’s what did me in.