Monkey Meat?

By Corey December 12, 2009 2 comments

A woman from Staten Island, New York City, managed to avoid jail time after being caught smuggling 720 pounds (!) of baboon and Green Monkey meat into the U.S.  The judge decided that despite her eleven prior arrests he would give her probation instead of jail time, apparently because she has eight kids.  Moral of the story?  It’s fine to smuggle animal products if you have kids.  Whatever happened to blind justice?

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Corey

Corey

Corey is a lifelong upstate New Yorker who recently took the plunge and moved to the city. He's only been birding since 2005 but has garnered a respectable life list and broke the magical 300 barrier in New York State in 2007 by birding whenever he wasn't working as a union representative. He lives near Forest Park in Queens with Daisy, their son, Desmond, and their two indoor cats, Hunter and B.B.

2 Responses to “Monkey Meat?”

  1. The bushmeat trade is wiping out monkeys and apes throughout western Africa, but that’s okay if you have a huge family? Un - fricking - believable.

  2. Pathetic. Just pathetic. I guess I’ll start fathering a bunch of children so I can use that as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Now which bank do I rob first…

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