New Anti-bird Measures on all Airplanes

By Corey • February 9, 2009 • 1 comment

In a rapid and rather disturbing decision, the Federal Aviation Administration has decided to immediately implement new anti-bird measures on all airplanes in the wake of the recent near-tragedy in New York City. The bold decision, derided by anti-government right-wingers as “big government run amok” will be fully implemented within two months. Exactly what is this bold new policy?

Adapted from a widely-forwarded email. Does anyone know who came up with this? If so, I would like to attribute it. Hope you enjoyed it!

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Corey

Corey is a lifelong upstate New Yorker who recently took the plunge and moved to the city. He's only been birding since 2005 but has garnered a respectable life list and broke the magical 300 barrier in New York State in 2007 by birding whenever he wasn't working as a union representative. He lives near Forest Park in Queens with Daisy, their son, Desmond, and their two indoor cats, Hunter and B.B.

One Response to “New Anti-bird Measures on all Airplanes”

OpposableChums Feb 10th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

That’s a classified photo from the government’s Operation Purina file. You’ve heard of “cow-catchers” on the front of trains: this is a “bird cat-chow.”

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