In early May, I reluctantly accepted my parental obligation to bring my children to Orlando, Florida. The Disney mystique hasn’t entranced my brood the way it seems to insidiously seize so many others, but various factors conspired to drive us to notorious attractions like Disney’s Magic Kingdom, Sea World, and Legoland. At least, thought I, Florida would produce some superior birds. So I packed my binoculars thinking that, even if the trip wouldn’t be as bird-rich as my last trip to the Sunshine State (for the mighty, mighty Space Coast Birding & Wildlife Festival), at least a few crackers would wing my way. In this, I was absolutely wrong.

Orlando, Florida is an ecological blight. Wild birds other than the usual sparrows, starlings, and pigeons find better places to be far from the tourist traps of this well-traveled city. Sure, the occasional Cattle EgretNorthern Mockingbird, or Red-shouldered Hawk can’t help but cross the path of those with eyes to see them, but the area is surprisingly bird-barren for a Florida zip code. Still, since I was there, I feel compelled to report the highlights, such as they were, for each attraction. After all, a trip to Orlando may loom large in your future as well…

BIRDING DISNEY’S MAGIC KINGDOM
I must have picked the wrong attraction. If you’re looking for birds, try Disney’s Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom featured Donald, Daisy, and a few Mallards… we all know how much Disney likes ducks! Actually, the best live bird I spotted on site was a wild White Ibis, one of my favorite Florida birds. Also of note were the extremely imaginative avifauna embellishing the “It’s a Small World” ride… psychedelic!

BIRDING SEA WORLD
One would expect a marine-themed attraction to deliver some sweet bird species. I obviously didn’t anticipate a pelagic vibe, but even fish hatcheries can offer excellent birding. Not Sea World. All the best birds were part of the show, from the exotic ducks and flamingos in pens to the Blue and Gold and Blue-throated Macaws performing in the Blue Horizons show. If I recall correctly, there was also a soaring Andean Condor. But the best wild birds of Sea World might have been Boat-tailed Grackles, which says quite a bit about the sterility of the environment.

BIRDING LEGOLAND
I enjoyed Legoland more than either of the first two attractions. Everything just seems better when you add a little Lego to it. Plus, I got a strong pro-birder vibe from Legoland. This feeling cannot be attributed to the diversity of birds dwelling at what was once Cypress Gardens; while the beautiful Botanical Garden on site might be revelatory in the morning, it was desolate during a blazing afternoon. My best wild bird of Legoland had to be some kind of heron hunting among the turtles and young alligators in a cypress swamp. But I still felt respected as a birder because the geniuses at Legoland chose to honor our kind in their inimitable medium:

This Lego bird watcher flaunts classy optics, a field guide in a field bag, and the kind of gaudy green waders more of us should wear for wetland excursions. Are you feeling the Lego love?

All in all, I enjoyed my Orlando adventure immensely in spite of the awful birding. Florida is fabulous for wildlife watching, but some places are simply too sterile for the wild to take hold.

 

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Written by Mike
Mike is a leading authority in the field of standardized test preparation, but he's also a traveler who fully expects to see every bird in the world. Besides founding 10,000 Birds in 2003, Mike has also created a number of other entertaining but now extirpated nature blog resources, particularly the Nature Blog Network and I and the Bird.