This morning dawned clear and sunny, not the weather one wants when one has committed to not birding for the day. When local listservs and phone lines start humming about a Varied Thrush, normally found in the Pacific Northwest, being seen in Central Park and a Northern Lapwing, a bird of Eurasia, being seen in Connecticut, well, I was ready to cry. Having never seen a Varied Thrush and only having seen a Northern Lapwing in Germany meant that I was itching to get out looking for at least one of them. Daisy, however, stood in my way.
I checked the medicine cabinet for chloroform and didn’t find any. Neither flowers nor chocolate have ever worked on Daisy so bribery seemed out of the question. Begging and whining show weakness, which is the last thing one wants to show a live-in lawyer so I decided against the sycophantic route. Finally, I decided on the good old bait-and-switch.
“Hey, hon, there’s a lapwing in Connecticut,” I said, “And I’ve never seen one in North America.”*
“What does this have to do with anything?” Daisy inquired, “You are not going to Connecticut.”
“Oh, come on, it’s such a cool bird…” I let my voice trail off as I pretended to be distracted by a new email, “Wait, look, a Varied Thrush has shown up in Central Park. Why don’t you and I and Desi go see it?”
Daisy paused, taken aback. She could reject this gambit but what kind of monster turns down family time in the fresh air? I was pleased with my master stroke and was already mentally checking off the thrush on my life list. Daisy surprised me, however, when she pointed out that Desi needed a nap and, since he would be asleep for awhile why didn’t I just go and see the bird and come home quickly.
While it seemed like a trick, I cautiously accepted, and was out the door in a jiff. The F train arrived in the station as I arrived on the platform and I took it to Lexington Avenue and made a beeline for Central Park’s maintenance meadow. The bird wasn’t immediately visible but a horde of birders was and I passed the time with my tribe while awaiting the bird’s arrival. It didn’t take long, and my life Varied Thrush even obliged with a nice fly-by. My second successful twitch in the maintenance meadow this year!
I was home in just under two hours and, while I was concerned that perhaps Daisy had taken advantage of my absence to change the locks or to run off with Desi and a non-birding man no such calamity had occurred. If only every twitch was so easy…
*Please remember that all dialogue in my posts tends to be slightly fictionalized, that is, when it is not made up out of whole cloth.
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Beautiful colors in that pic of a beautiful bird, and a well-told yarn to boot. Thanks, Corey.
Nice tick Corey
Luckily stil have a good number of Lapwing vanellus vanellus over here(England).Another Varied Thursh would be VERY weicome-the joy of twitching you just never know when keep ENJOYING the natural world.
Glad you got it. Glad to help. Glad you didn’t get in trouble 🙂
Non-NYC readers may not realize there are two additional incredible items in this story: (1)The F train arriving promptly on a Saturday (the F train I took last weekend took 10 minutes to arrive and then turned into an E train en route), (2) Corey successfully making a “beeline” to the Central Park maintenance meadow (have you tried walking down a NYC midtown street on a holiday weekend? Tourists, taxis, natives loaded with shopping bags, in the park runners, bicyclists, more tourists–this is indeed a feat). So, well done!
Congrats! That’s a great bird. I had my best looks at one late this summer in Round Valley, Idaho.
Nice post and congrats for the Varied Thrush!
Your bargaining technique seems quite similar to mine. I just obtained a full morning at the local dump this coming week end (see, I really miss glaucous, iceland and thayer’s gulls on my county list) against a full friday evening with her girl friends…..a really good deal, as you probably agree!
Nice to run into you at the bird site this morning (11/30). And thanks for the scope views of this beauty !
I liked your story & will remember the technique for use on my spouse!
Congratulations, Corey. I shared your find with other HMBirders. I saw my first (& only) Varied Thrush in 2004 when one was reported in Massachusetts near Quabbin Reservoir; it was a long drive to and from the Capital Region, but definitely worth it! Now if I could only see a chat…
Great flight shot of the bird! I agree with Donna that your successful and efficient round-trip was a special feat all by itself… the fact that you also got the bird was just the cherry on top of the sundae.
When I saw the bird, I loved the fact that not only was it exactly where it had been reported, but there were CLEAN AND WORKING BATHROOMS right there as well! Birding should always be like this!! : )
saw a varied thrush today, see my blog. I’m from northern CT