I am totally on the side of the Vole Liberation Army and their struggle to “throw off their shackles, rise up, and attempt to cast out their tormentors.” Who else think that the owls that “now have a wide range of armaments with which to deal with the voles: flamethrowers, heavy machine guns, incendiary bombs, light nuclear warheads, and powerful wrist-rocket slingshots” need to be stopped?
Wait, what am I talking about?
I for one welcome our new owl overlords.