It is not every day that one gets a chance to be a world record holder. But such was the magic of the 2011 Midwest Birding Symposium that each and every attendee that bothered to show up on Saturday night, 17 September 2011, had the chance to get into the record books. For that fateful night was the night that 802 people set the new world record for most people doing a bird call simultaneously.
I know, I know, I’d be jealous too if I hadn’t been there. Because not only did we set the record but we were led in our record-breaking by none other than The Bird Call Lady herself, the famous Nicole Perretta. Rather than go on ad infinitum about how wonderful it was to be part of such an amazing event I will let the video speak for itself. And 802 people pretending to be Barred Owls really can speak. Or something. Anyway, the video…
Were you there on this epic night? Do you wish you were? I know that I can be glad that I was because as a world record holder it is my understanding that I get to cut to the front of the line at any movie theater or amusement park, I no longer need a license to drive or do anything else that requires a license, and I can walk into any bar in the world and get free booze.
It’s good to be a world record holder.
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I was sitting right behind Corey for this world record breaking moment (strange we didn’t do it outside, but I suppose it would have been harder to count everybody)…Corey was hoping to video my Napoleon Dynamite style Life Bird Dance so that I might be perpetually mocked on the web…we fortunately did not have time!
Didn’t Christopher say you were restraining yourself from out-shinning everyone with your wicked Barred Owl call? You were holding the camera, and your call must have been very quite…or did you not really participate and we should now have to reduce the world record number?
That’s so cool! I wish I could have been part of that record.
So, inasmuch as some people have a license to kill, can you now do that with impunity also?
I wish I’d been there. I might still use the whole bird call record idea in a future Birder Murder, though. It could be a real source of competitiveness, crazy rivalries, murder….got to go make notes right now!
But what is the answer? What is the answer?????
Who cooks for YOUUUUU!!!!?????